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Comments are a website feature that allow people to vent frustration about a project. Users are encouraged to post their rage in comments, especially when the project is not of interest to them.
|“||If comments are so negative, then why have the Community Guidelines?||”|
– Sensible User
|“||What Community Guidelines?||”|
– Scratch Team
Unless, of course, they do not wish to die a painful death. Those who do not vent in the comments will not die a painful death.
As for those who...
Comments are also a useful way to make waffles (although they are still subject to the 60-Second Rule).