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Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Comment (website feature). Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
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Comments are a website feature that allow people to vent frustration about a project. Users are encouraged to post their rage in comments, especially when the project is not of interest to them.


If comments are so negative, then why have the Community Guidelines?

– Sensible User

What Community Guidelines?

– Scratch Team

Unless, of course, they do not wish to die a painful death. Those who do not vent in the comments will not die a painful death.

As for those who...

Other uses

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