< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Comment (programming feature). Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
A comment is a thing in the Scratch editor that is used to hide programming from Evil Kumquats, as they have evolved to eat scripts as well as signatures.
Someone hiding scripts from Evil Kumquats.

Comments in other programming languages

Comments are used to make code more readable. Here is an example of code that is commented extremely badly:

var object = new Object(); //Construct a new object

console.log(1 //This is the number one
             + //This is the addition operator
             1 //This is the number one

//This is a for loop. It is used for iteration!

for(var i = 0; //Initialize the counter to 0
     i < 10; //Check if the counter is less than ten
     ++i //Increment the counter
     ) { //Opening bracket

} //Closing bracket

Thanks, captain obvious!