|This is an April Fools' Day version of Code of Conduct. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
1. Obey the Scratch Team or else they'll be your worst nightmare. 2. Watch Foodfight! 3. Be sure to pay 472374397342923742349 energy units per year 4. Cause flame wars 5. Don't make fun of Scratch Cat 6. Eat your (food (obsolete::red)::sensing) //Disobeying the code of conduct will get you in the ban hammer.