< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Bugs and Glitches (forum). Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
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The bugs and glitches forum is a forum for discussing bugs and their benefit to societies. Topics range from bumble bees to mosquitoes, roaches, evil kumquats and elephants. Any topics discussing Scratch bugs are always removed and the user banned for indefinitely for criticizing a flaw in Scratch.

Creation

The forum was part of a global association to keep bugs alive from extinction. Unfortunately, some users think it's funny to create topics about squishing bugs. The forum remains the most popular on Scratch, with the most popular topic being called "Ways to sneak cockroaches into others' couches".

Opposition

Many users think the bugs are "gross" and that the forum should be shut down. They claim the topics are not related to the Scratch program and consist of topics offensive to bugs. The Scratch Team considered this and decided to perma-ban the opposing users.

Most Common Bugs

The most common bug discussed on the forum is the elephant. They are currently suffering a population decline due to people hunting them for their tusks. As a result, many Scratchers started a campaign to keep the elephant alive by moving them to the middle of the Indian Ocean where the land hunters cannot reach them. The Scratch Team supports this campaign and permanently bans anyone who opposes it.

Dangerous bugs

There is dangerous bugs in the bugs and glitches forum and who cares about grammar.