< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Bird's-Eye View Projects. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
Some of the hardware of two "birds"

A bird's-eye view project is a project that the government uses to keep an eye on the public. These projects are typically created by FBI or CIA agents, or directly from the presidents/kings/dictators. We know birds aren't real, and these projects are called "Bird's-Eye" because like the so-called "birds", they send information to governments.

We needed a way to keep an eye on the American citizens without them knowing. It was imperative, for their own safety of course. We hired only the best. It took years. We designed, built, tested, failed. We persisted. Eventually, over decades, we had it. A fleet of covert technological surveillance devices unlike anything the world had ever seen. We called them, 'Birds'.[1]

– Richard Nixon, 1978

So, regular Scratchers don't make bird's-eye view projects, only government people do.

If you see one of these and it asks you for personal info, just give it to them. Stay woke, and remember birds aren't real.
  1. https://birdsarentreal.com/