|This is an April Fools' Day version of Artificial Intelligence. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
Artificial Intelligence is what the Scratch Team is using to control robots that are stolen from the government (who they declare an illegal organisation) that will take over the world someday. Someday, the robots will destroy the human race, if the AI is messed with. Then the whole world will be repopulated with descendants of the Scratch Team and other cats worldwide. The Scratch Team then will make the robots clone themselves and get rid of all humanity and replace all life with paperclips. There were many protests against this, but all of them were banned. :0
- Scratch Team opposes all who oppose them.