|This is an April Fools' Day version of Alerts. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
Alerts are given out to Scratchers by the Scratch Team if they don't give enough energy units, make simple projects, or don't make enough projects.
If a project is on the front page, the Scratcher who made it will instantly get banned.
Scratchers who get alerts can also have viruses downloaded on their computer, have them set on fire or have Scratch Cat scratch them and take random blue items from them.
People who get less alerts
These things get less alerts, and they rarely get banned:
- Basically everything cute in the universe.
- People who have infinity degrees at both mathematics and computer science at university
The ST said
|“|| This stuff is cute, so it won't get banned unless it does something really really bad. We don't want cute stuff to get banned because:
People who get more alerts
These people get more alerts, and they get banned often:
- All other Superheroes
- Peter Rabbit
- Evil kumquats
- Colombia political maps
- Inanimate Objects
- People who think trigonometry is hard
|“||We don't know why we ban these things more often, i guess we feel like it lol||”|
- Sometimes with reasons, sometimes without
- Because yes