|| This is an April Fools' Day version of Advanced Topics (forum). Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
The Advanced Topics forum
is a secret club where the 1337est Scratchers meet and discuss complicated programming ideas. In addition, this is the forum where Scratchers discuss ways to stop the Scratch Team's evil plot to give the Scratch Cat 3 eyes
, along with Illuminati trigonometry and more advanced programming. A member of the club is called an ATer, often confused with AT&T. (Despite this phonetic similarity, AT&T – a company contracted by the Galactic Empire during the construction of the first Death Star – is thought to be on quite good terms with the Scratch Team
The ATers frequently go offtopic, so they never get any work done.
In fact, the Scratch Team decided to revert it back from Advanced Off-Topics when it was changed to that.