Scratch Wiki:April Fools/Account Deletion

This is an April Fools' Day version of Account Deletion. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.

Account deletion is a secret thing that people use to delete their accounts, mainly to stop the ST from collecting energy units from their profiles. Unfortunately, this is hard to accomplish and illegal.

History

Once a dood wanted to make users able to delete accounts, so they posted a blue square on the forums to attract Scratch Cat, then sneaked into MIT and added this feature. The ST caught Scratch Cat and saw the dood, though, so they banned the dood and the feature. Though, keep on reading this.

People who know how to do this

Only a few, VERY SPECIAL, people who are NOT on the ST know how to delete their account. They are:

1. griffpatch.
2. Some 10-year-old who learned real programming languages.
3. The Tutor of Life (this is one of the guys who have already managed to delete their account).
4. Some namesnipes.
5. Some ATers and HAKKERZ.
6. You.
7. Me.
8. Scratch Emojis.
9. Some cat who has 120 IQ.
10. People who pull lots of pranks.
11. All furries.

But unfortunately, these people revealed it to other Scratchers. That is no good.

How the ST deals with it

Welp, when the ST sees people who delete their accounts, they restore the accounts and ban them. Legend says that the ST are gonna decrease increase their security so no one can use inspect element or sneak into MIT, because ST needs energy units.

Blocks

Another dood made the block: DELETE MY ACCOUNT, but the Scratch Team broke banned it, because it was red, not blue. Someone else made the DELETE MY ACCOUNT NOW OR I WILL HAX YOU D: ::motion block but they broke banned it because it was blue