< Scratch Wiki:April Fools

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of () is greater than () (block). Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
The () is greater than () block is used to determine if one person is greater than the other. It was first used in 328 BC when the first members of the Scratch Team quarreled with each other frequently. The greater person receives infinite bucks and great power while the loser gets nothing.

Other Uses

Scratchers also use this block to compare favorite foods. Waffles always come out on top, while anything the color blue goes on the bottom. Unless Scratch Cat is Scratchin' on a Wednesday while on vacation in Russia. Then the block doesn't exist.