|This is an April Fools' Day version of Who created Scratch?. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
Scratch was created by ( *censored* ) so people could generate energy units for the Scratch Team non-stop for their entire lives, so they can be used to take over the world and make cats superior to humans. It is controlled by the Scratch Team.Of course, Scratch would like to know where its is...
- Some cats once said to the Scratch Team that they want humans as pets.