|This is an April Fools' Day version of User:Jammum. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
Unfortunately, WikiMonitor deleted my userpage and turned it into a redirect to a virus site. I deleted the link and got WikiMonitor banned. Due to WikiMonitor messing with the Scratch Wiki settings and other stuff (included the size limit of this page), I can't put much stuff on this page.