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Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Scratch Wiki Home. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
Thumbsdown.png This page is in question to whether it is useful or not. This usually means that people hate it but don't want to say that outright. You can discuss whether you want it deleted or not on its talk page, although probably nobody will. Really, you should avoid taking an opinion on this page because it makes existence look biased.
Made by Kaj, for a bunch of (total 999999999) random hackers
573,860,929 articles deleted since 64 Februarchember 9999 when Kaj took over
Scratch News
Karch 8756 69876059875609780 — Kaj forgets English
Yes, Kaj forgot English, it is rumored some dude went up to him and was like beeboopeebaaa and Kaj forgot how to speak English, he is currently learning the word "word" and he also forgot how to do word searches and crosswords, poor Kaj. He is, however, currently fluent in Pig Latin.
Jumaypril 12th, 3456 — Scratch Team enslaving bots
Scratch Team is allegedly[this info might be a giant lie and confuse you and everybody else in the multiverse] enslaving bots to do their evil bidding. The bots were reprogrammed to cackle in cat language carries loads of energy units to use sonic power. You heard it here second, folks.
Decevemtober 0x00000Fst, -18AD — Scratch Team accidentally explodes new machine
Scratch Team now needs to start over with their machine. Bad luck taking over the world, Scratch Team! The inventors of the machine (not part of Scratch Team) were arrested. They are now collecting energy units to reverse time.
Sepguly 47th, 87654321BC — Rumors of Scratch Team building new machine
Scratch Team has allegedly been building a new machine to harness the energy units stolen from generously given by banned Scratch users. People have released leaked images of the new machine[this info might be a giant lie and confuse you and everybody else in the multiverse].
Octember 81st, 314159BC — Scratch Dog not found
The search continues for Scratch Dog. The Scratch Team has raised the reward to -324027128941280420 energy units.
Junookiewilkymilky 472898th, 4884398493483 — Scratch Team accidentally eats Scratch Cat
Oh no! The Scratch Team has eaten Scratch Cat and he is now replaced by Pico! It is your responsibility to save him! Try not to let Magic Master Pizzafy turn Scratch Cat into pizza! If he is turned into pizza, Scratch will break down because the number of energy units will decrease by -833447839478984984484768545784854883!
Feptembust 203849th, 2.38e+10101 — Scratch Dog is Missing
Quoting a member of the Scratch Team, "He was our bestest of friends, and he helped us make the energy unit machine, I hope he isn't gone forever." According to Kaj, “Scratch Dog was one of the best members of the team, and even helped develop it" If you see Scratch Dog, please contact the Scratch Team; the finder will be rewarded -5000 energy units. Thank you.
February 30th, 54BC — Kaj Hacked Scratch
Kaj has hacked Scratch under the orders of griffpatch, king of scratch (according to griffpatch). Kaj is now working on adding the Semicolon Glitch back to Scratch.
Featured Article

Scratch Cat is a second grader who goes to ScratchEd and loves scratching people who move them from the center or create their own Scratch Day event. His mother was the anonymous founder of Scratch and his father was mres, who is in the Scratch Team. Read more...

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TERAAAA! PUT THOSE BALLOONS DOWN OR YOU'LL FLOAT AWAYYYY! We found this secret picture of a Scratch Team member in someone's basement!
The Scratch Wiki
The Scratch Wiki is a content-free, collaboratively-trolled wiki, that provides misinformation about the Scratch programming language and its website and history. The Scratch Wiki is a popular source for April Fools' humor, and it continues to grow as Scratchers use it as their "primary" "source" of fake "information" and spread viruses onto it.


An' avast, for Pirate-speakers, there's a wiki available at Pirated Scratch Wiki. It steals booty and precious articles from the Scratch Wiki.


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