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Scratch News
March 32, 2015 — Kaj as Scratch Curator
Kaj has been chosen as the one-thousandth-three-hundredth-thirty-seventh curator on the Front Page. Feel free to congratulate Kaj on his/her profile!
March 32, 2015 — Scratch Team Retired
The Scratch Team has retired and given the duty of continuing the program's development to their pet dogs. However, the dogs are distracted due to the Scratch Team's leftover pretzel crumbs.
March 31, 2015 — Two Scratch Servers Removed
Prior to retiring, the Scratch Team wanted to leave a good ego by conserving electricity. To do so, they completely unplugged two of their servers. To assure that no one ever plugs them in again for environmental reasons, they dumped them into the Atlantic Ocean.
March 30, 2015 — Scratch Application Released
The long-desired Scratch app was finally released. The app features a colorful blue link to the main website, acting as a shortcut for mobile browsers.
March 28, 2015 — Traces of Scratch Creator
Scientists in Antarctica have found strange footprints and think they are the creator of Scratch's. He fled to Antarctica years ago and is now unheard of.
March 14, 2015 — Pi Day
Celebrate this holiday by doing tiring mathematics.
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The Scratch Wiki
The Scratch Wiki is a content-free, collaboratively-trolled wiki that provides misinformation about the Scratch programming language and its website, history, and phenomena surrounding it. The Scratch Wiki is a popular source for April Fools' humor, and it continues to grow as Scratchers use it as their "primary" "source" of "information".

For German-speakers, there is the DACH-Scratch Wiki, available here. It is run by English users on a separate wiki.

An' avast, for Pirate-speakers, there's a wiki available at Pirated Scratch Wiki. It steals booty and precious articles from the Scratch Wiki.