The Scratch Team is a group of evil fluffy kittens that are in charge of the Scratch Website. Their stated goal is to keep improving Scratch and keep the website safe, but everybody knows that their real intent is to take over the world (see the "Functions" section below). They hate creatures they chomp up their property and favorite items especially Pac-Man.
People who like cute stuff call them a "bunch of fluffeh kittehs" and "Warriors" fans identify them as clan cats.
The Scratch Team's main function is to keep extracting energy units from the website. Whenever someone writes a project, it creates between 0.343 and 37.561 energy units (depending on the complexity), and the Scratch Team extracts 100% of them. Eventually, once they receive about 267.83 million energy units, they will have enough to take over the world. Because of this, the Scratch Team wanted to create a new program called the Scratch Mentors which contain people who want to help the Scratch Team by helping people make complex projects and be able to get more energy units.
What they do
- Giving out very horrible games in order to torture minds of pitiful victims of Scratch Cat's claws
- Laughing at those who can't code
- Forcing Scratch Mentors to create projects at the speed of light
- TAKING OVER THE WORLD
- Paddle2See, the evil boss and the 3rd one
- mres, Paddle2See's assistant and founder of Scratch
- cheddargirl, Paddle2See's other assistant
- Harakou, a former community moderator and Paddle2See's third assistant
- scmb1, patrol of the Scratch Team
- AgentPineapple, a cat who likes pineapples
- speakvisually, some cat
- ceebee A cat whos always fighting with speak for energy units
- ricarose, a cat who tries not to sleep on the keyboards of others and is a friend of speakvisually
- JSO, freshcat of the team
- natalie, oldest she-cat and mother of 2 kittens (unknown)
- sdg1, another freshcat
These cats used to work in the Scratch Team but have left since they thought it was too stupid.
- andresmh, the first boss and the founder of the Scratch Team
- Lightnin, the second boss
- Jens, andresmh's servant
- jay, Lightnin's servant
- ericr, patrol of the Scratch Team
- RJLance, some cat
Portraits of some members
This was originally here but Scratch Cat stole all of them. :(
Some people have complained about the lack of diversity in the Scratch Team because they currently are all kittens. There have been suggestions to add bunny rabbits, but there has not been any response. It is reported that the one who made the suggestion had been banned for complaining.