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The '''Scratch Team''' is a group of evil fluffy kittens that are in charge of the Scratch Website. Their stated goal is to keep improving Scratch and keep the website safe, but everybody knows that their real intent is to take over the world (see the "Functions" section below). They [[Removed Pac-Man Project|hate creatures they chomp up their property and favorite items especially Pac-Man]].
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The '''Scratch Team''' is a group of evil fluffy kittehs that are in charge of the Scratch Website. They are controled by the evil Fire Goddess Flematrana, the queen of [[Flame Wars]]. Their stated goal is to keep improving Scratch and keep the website safe, but everybody knows that their real intent is to take over the world (see the "Functions" section below). They [[Removed Pac-Man Project|hate creatures they chomp up their property and favorite items especially Pac-Man]].
  
People who like cute stuff call them a "bunch of fluffeh kittehs" and "Warriors" fans identify them as clan cats.
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People who like cute stuff call them a "bunch of fluffeh kittehz" and "Warriors" fans identify them as clan cats.
  
 
==Functions==
 
==Functions==
 
<!--[[File:Sonic in a nutshell.jpg|thumb|When you try to ask the Scratch Team<ref>Lololol</ref>|left]]-->
 
<!--[[File:Sonic in a nutshell.jpg|thumb|When you try to ask the Scratch Team<ref>Lololol</ref>|left]]-->
The Scratch Team's main function is to keep extracting energy units from the website. Whenever someone writes a project, it creates between 0.343 and 37.561 energy units (depending on the complexity), and the Scratch Team extracts 100% of them. Eventually, once they receive about 267.83 million energy units, they will have enough to take over the world. Because of this, the Scratch Team wanted to create a new program called the Scratch Mentors which contain people who want to help the Scratch Team by helping people make complex projects and be able to get more energy units.<ref>https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/73946434/</ref>
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The Scratch Team's main function is to keep extracting energy units from the website. Whenever someone writes a project, it creates between 1 and 50 energy units (depending on the complexity), and the Scratch Team extracts 100% of them. Eventually, once they receive about 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 energy units, they will have enough to take over the world. Because of this, the Scratch Team wanted to create a new program called the Scratch Mentors which contain people who want to help the Scratch Team by helping people make complex projects and be able to get more energy units.<ref>https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/73946434/</ref><ref>They also brainwash people into giving them energy units using [[Music Projects]].</ref>
 
===What they do===
 
===What they do===
*[[Questions about Scratch (forum)|Giving out very horrible games in order to torture minds of pitiful victims of Scratch Cat's claws]]
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*<strike>[[Questions about Scratch (forum)|Giving out very horrible games in order to torture minds of pitiful victims of Scratch Cat's claws]]</strike>
*Laughing at those who can't code
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*Banning people who can't code
 
*Forcing [[Scratch Mentors]] to create projects at the speed of light
 
*Forcing [[Scratch Mentors]] to create projects at the speed of light
 
*[[Hacking]]
 
*[[Hacking]]
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*Collecting energy units
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*Spamming and spreading viruses
 
*'''TAKING OVER THE WORLD'''<ref>HA HA HA HA</ref>
 
*'''TAKING OVER THE WORLD'''<ref>HA HA HA HA</ref>
  
 
==Members==
 
==Members==
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[[File:AgentPineapple AF Picture.jpg|thumb|AgentPineapple|200px|right]]
 
*Paddle2See, the evil dictator and the 3rd one<ref>https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/73946434/#comments-45667974</ref>
 
*Paddle2See, the evil dictator and the 3rd one<ref>https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/73946434/#comments-45667974</ref>
*mres, Paddle2See's assistant and founder of [[Scratch]]<ref>https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/73946434/#comments-45510338</ref>
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*mres, Co-dictator<ref>Mres is the most liked member of the Scratch Team. He is the co-dictator of them. Paddle2See lets him do what he likes and he gets free drinks and food. Nobody in the Scratch Team is mean to him. People who want to destroy him are permanently banned. Paddle2See pays Mres $5q per day and creates projects loads of projects about him.</ref>, formerly assistant dictator, now co-founder of [[Scratch]], and father of [[Scratch Cat]]<ref>https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/73946434/#comments-45510338</ref>
 
*cheddargirl, Paddle2See's other assistant
 
*cheddargirl, Paddle2See's other assistant
*Harakou, a former community moderator and Paddle2See's third assistant
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*Harakou, a former community moderator that found out what the ST was doing and forced them to give them the title of Scratch Team.
 
*scmb1, patrol of the Scratch Team
 
*scmb1, patrol of the Scratch Team
 
*AgentPineapple, a cat who likes pineapples
 
*AgentPineapple, a cat who likes pineapples
 
*speakvisually, some cat
 
*speakvisually, some cat
*ceebee A cat whos always fighting with speak for energy units<ref>https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/73946434/#comments-45667974</ref>
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*ceebee, a cat who's always fighting with speak for energy units<ref>https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/73946434/#comments-45667974</ref>
*ricarose, a cat who tries not to sleep on the keyboards of others and is a friend of speakvisually
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*natalie, oldest she-cat and mother of 2 kittens (Num-Nums and Mr. Cheez)
*JSO, freshcat of the team
 
*natalie, oldest she-cat and mother of 2 kittens (unknown)
 
 
*sdg1, another freshcat
 
*sdg1, another freshcat
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*thisandagain, a cat who, after a vicious pack of Scratchers from the [[Advanced Topics|Advanced Off-Topics]] decided to bombard him with thousands of requests to "[http://i67.tinypic.com/5jw4lk.png please explain]," spent several months living in the dark corners of the [[Project Ideas]] cave
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*LiFayTheGoblin, a former Scratch Mentor
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*mewtaylor, a cat who has an obsession with Taylor Swift
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*HanaKoala, a cat who thinks she's a koala
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*designerd, a cat who likes to draw and go on [[DeviantArt]] a lot
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*piccolina, a cat who plays in the orchestra and is secretly a friend to [[Pico]]
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*[[Kaj]] (not)
  
 
===Previous members===
 
===Previous members===
 
[[File:Firestar.jpg|left|thumb|andresmh, the first dictator]]
 
[[File:Firestar.jpg|left|thumb|andresmh, the first dictator]]
 
[[File:Black kitty.jpg|thumb|Lightnin, the second dictator after andresmh left]]
 
[[File:Black kitty.jpg|thumb|Lightnin, the second dictator after andresmh left]]
These cats used to work in the Scratch Team but have fled and ran away from the group because they thought the job was painful and stupid.<ref>😼</ref>
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These cats used to work in the Scratch Team but have fled and ran away from the group for random reasons, or were eaten by evil kumquats.
  
*andresmh, the first dictator and the founder of the Scratch Team
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*andresmh, the first dictator and the founder of the Scratch Team, who later fled to Antarctica
 
*Lightnin, the second dictator
 
*Lightnin, the second dictator
 
*Jens, andresmh's servant
 
*Jens, andresmh's servant
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*ericr, patrol of the Scratch Team
 
*ericr, patrol of the Scratch Team
 
*RJLance, some cat
 
*RJLance, some cat
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*JSO, a cat who quit the job a few hours after joining
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*dolphingirl36, former Scratch Mentor, actually a group of 36 cats and a dolphin disguised as a cat
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*fullmoon, a cat who transformed into a wolf every full moon
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*technoboy10, the mechanic of the team. He used to be one of us, but now he's one of ''them''.<ref><span style="color:grey">actually a secret agent that's working undercover as a scratch team member. don t tell them or we ll find you</span></ref>
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*ricarose, a cat who tries to sleep on the keyboards of others and is a friend of speakvisually
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==Portraits of some members==
 
==Portraits of some members==
''This was originally here but Scratch Cat stole all of them. :(''
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An evil kumquat ate them all. <span style="color:orange>>:)</span>
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Some that escaped can be seen above. The cats don't like to play with balls though.
  
 
==Complaints==
 
==Complaints==
Some people have complained about the lack of diversity in the Scratch Team because they currently are all kittens. There have been suggestions to add bunny rabbits, but there has not been any response. It is reported that the one who made the suggestion had been banned for complaining.<ref>bwahaha</ref>
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Some people have complained about the lack of diversity in the Scratch Team because they currently are all kittehs, apart from Harakou, who is a pony<ref>Neigh! 🐎</ref>. There have been suggestions to add bunnehs and evil kumquats, but the people who suggested those were hit by the banhammer.
  
 
==References==
 
==References==
 
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Latest revision as of 06:14, 12 August 2019

Rage icon.png This is an April Fools' Day version of Scratch Team. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.
Paddle2See

The Scratch Team is a group of evil fluffy kittehs that are in charge of the Scratch Website. They are controled by the evil Fire Goddess Flematrana, the queen of Flame Wars. Their stated goal is to keep improving Scratch and keep the website safe, but everybody knows that their real intent is to take over the world (see the "Functions" section below). They hate creatures they chomp up their property and favorite items especially Pac-Man.

People who like cute stuff call them a "bunch of fluffeh kittehz" and "Warriors" fans identify them as clan cats.

Functions

The Scratch Team's main function is to keep extracting energy units from the website. Whenever someone writes a project, it creates between 1 and 50 energy units (depending on the complexity), and the Scratch Team extracts 100% of them. Eventually, once they receive about 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 energy units, they will have enough to take over the world. Because of this, the Scratch Team wanted to create a new program called the Scratch Mentors which contain people who want to help the Scratch Team by helping people make complex projects and be able to get more energy units.[1][2]

What they do

Members

AgentPineapple
  • Paddle2See, the evil dictator and the 3rd one[4]
  • mres, Co-dictator[5], formerly assistant dictator, now co-founder of Scratch, and father of Scratch Cat[6]
  • cheddargirl, Paddle2See's other assistant
  • Harakou, a former community moderator that found out what the ST was doing and forced them to give them the title of Scratch Team.
  • scmb1, patrol of the Scratch Team
  • AgentPineapple, a cat who likes pineapples
  • speakvisually, some cat
  • ceebee, a cat who's always fighting with speak for energy units[7]
  • natalie, oldest she-cat and mother of 2 kittens (Num-Nums and Mr. Cheez)
  • sdg1, another freshcat
  • thisandagain, a cat who, after a vicious pack of Scratchers from the Advanced Off-Topics decided to bombard him with thousands of requests to "please explain," spent several months living in the dark corners of the Project Ideas cave
  • LiFayTheGoblin, a former Scratch Mentor
  • mewtaylor, a cat who has an obsession with Taylor Swift
  • HanaKoala, a cat who thinks she's a koala
  • designerd, a cat who likes to draw and go on DeviantArt a lot
  • piccolina, a cat who plays in the orchestra and is secretly a friend to Pico
  • Kaj (not)

Previous members

andresmh, the first dictator
Lightnin, the second dictator after andresmh left

These cats used to work in the Scratch Team but have fled and ran away from the group for random reasons, or were eaten by evil kumquats.

  • andresmh, the first dictator and the founder of the Scratch Team, who later fled to Antarctica
  • Lightnin, the second dictator
  • Jens, andresmh's servant
  • jay, Lightnin's servant
  • ericr, patrol of the Scratch Team
  • RJLance, some cat
  • JSO, a cat who quit the job a few hours after joining
  • dolphingirl36, former Scratch Mentor, actually a group of 36 cats and a dolphin disguised as a cat
  • fullmoon, a cat who transformed into a wolf every full moon
  • technoboy10, the mechanic of the team. He used to be one of us, but now he's one of them.[8]
  • ricarose, a cat who tries to sleep on the keyboards of others and is a friend of speakvisually


Portraits of some members

An evil kumquat ate them all. >:)

Some that escaped can be seen above. The cats don't like to play with balls though.

Complaints

Some people have complained about the lack of diversity in the Scratch Team because they currently are all kittehs, apart from Harakou, who is a pony[9]. There have been suggestions to add bunnehs and evil kumquats, but the people who suggested those were hit by the banhammer.

References

  1. https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/73946434/
  2. They also brainwash people into giving them energy units using Music Projects.
  3. HA HA HA HA
  4. https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/73946434/#comments-45667974
  5. Mres is the most liked member of the Scratch Team. He is the co-dictator of them. Paddle2See lets him do what he likes and he gets free drinks and food. Nobody in the Scratch Team is mean to him. People who want to destroy him are permanently banned. Paddle2See pays Mres $5q per day and creates projects loads of projects about him.
  6. https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/73946434/#comments-45510338
  7. https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/73946434/#comments-45667974
  8. actually a secret agent that's working undercover as a scratch team member. don t tell them or we ll find you
  9. Neigh! 🐎