|This is an April Fools' Day version of Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
|“||You are an idiot.||”|
– Their motto
Massachusetts Institute of Technology (called MIT and located in Lala Land) is a tumbledown university. The Scratch Team uses the MIT facility to plot their evil deeds and Scratch Cat attends. They have a limited supply of energy units and it costs a lot (precisely $3,141,592,653,598 recurring) to go to their college (although financial aid such as Cashpoint is often available). Scratch Day is held there and people go there to become a Scratcher. MIT is the home of ScratchEd.
It has very low security and looks very ugly, apart from the Scratch headquarters, as MIT went bankrupt 20,000 years ago, apart from the parts for cats and ScratchEd, which were merged into Scratch's headquarters when Scratch started up.
Herverd U (more like Herverd Eww) is trying to beat us. Cambridge ain't big enough for the two of us.
UPDATE: The Scratch Team have banned everyone who is affiliated with Harvard one second ago.