|This is an April Fools' Day version of Lag. Please don't take it seriously. You can find the original here.|
|Warning:||Continue if you are a Shamshung fanboy/fangirl or if you love Gobo|
Firstly, there is no introduction. Just read on right now. It will be awesome and you will have fun with a lag-free computer.
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Spend $0 for Intel processors and $999 trillion to AMD processors. Install them all. Your computer is now at sanic speed
Buy and connect a Nanoboard from
Intel and plug it in. It should continue to not lag.
If you install more Intel processors, then AMD will try to hunt down you. At least AMD is better than Intel and your lag should be gone.
Many people had tons of issues using AMD processors because there was too many Intel fanboys/fangirls. In order to fix this, every Christmas, they would make a World War battle of processors, with the Intel leader being Gobo and the leader of AMD Nano. Thankfully, AMD wins and stops the lag for the next zeptosecond. Oh, and the presents? NanoBoards! And that is all thanks to Nano "who is now crazy-go-nuts!".
- Yup, Apple uses their own processors! And Android is SOOOOOOOOO vulnerable to viruses!
- THIS PROJECT IS DEAD IT'S TRUE!
INTEL CAN DO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT STUPID AMDGobo found this project and thankfully revised it!
- Yes, scratch your Intel processor if you have one. If you don't want to, rip out the hard drive.
- AMD is still more legit!
- WAIT, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?!
- Yes, Santa is not real. AMD is!